I got the worst fucking floor burn today, some of my skin is missing.
Like this shit is unacceptable I can’t even shave my legs tonight.
"i’m not white i’m greek"
bowties are just throat fedoras
And the award for worst post of 2014 goes to officialcrow congrats
i seem to somehow have angered the bowtie/fedora fandom
I now have a niece apparently? Her name’s Corra-Ming.
Of course her name starts with a C because that’s a thing…
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved
#if you use this argument w/ annoying straight boys there is literally no way they can win#oh so you disagree?#you think boys w/ short hair are hotter? (via)
i’m glad im not super emotional that shit would probably suck
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they